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We knew the price of beef is soaring, but this is ridiculous.
It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female.
Doesn't feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it?
Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries.
It’s hard to believe that anti-immigrant disinformation was spread via social media - good thing this never happens in the US.
That's a lot of seamen.
He might have also set the record for stupidest world record ever set.
The thing about car doors is that they're meant to open in case of emergency - and non-emergency.
There’s a whole bunch of things we can say about this.
You can lead a car to water, but you can make it sink.
It turns out that there are indeed some laws when you’re drinking Claws.
But fortunately for their roommates, they don’t insist that they listen to a Phish bootleg from 1998.
We're a little puzzled as to why someone would want to do it.
It was love at first bite for the gator. The man, not so much.
Something fishy happened with the police department in Myrtle Beach, and the catch of the day was handcuffs.
Brooklyn's newest nightspots have everything: raw sewage, noxious fumes, vermin, and claustrophobia!
"You have the right to remain terrified."
Not the first time someone's had a sinking feeling realizing listening to Elon Musk might not have been the smartest idea.
Primates actually were much smarter than these humans.
It’s coming from inside the bathroom.
If you’re in India, it’s doesn't cost that much to cosplay a criminal.
Who let the dog out? Someone that probably had one too many Dogfish Heads.
It’s certainly some sort of metaphor for something or other.
128 samples will be swimming for a $100,000 prize and a good cause.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don’t care if I - look, there’s a rat!
If it isn’t from the Veneto region of Italy, it’s just a sparkling mess.
By recording your conversations, Prego’s new “Connection Keeper” has gone pasta point of no return.
AI isn’t just coming for your job, now it’s coming for your personal best.
Now you can uncomfortably lie flat instead of uncomfortably reclining at an angle
The steaks were high. Or drunk. Or off their meds, most likely.
The famous Hounen Matsuri festival in Japan's Aichi Prefecture has returned for the first time since the pandemic, drawing thousands of curious tourists.
A Scottish woman with a superhuman sense of smell has helped scientists develop a groundbreaking test for Parkinson's disease.
A physician stationed at a remote Antarctic research base performed a partial surgery on himself after developing an acute appendicitis.
And no, they didn't enter the store via its chimney, either.
Because what's spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny's sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it's not that sweet of a deal.
If it takes you six months to learn "Baby Shark," maybe you should reconsider being a musician.
The Serif vs. Sans-Serif battle is another war, previously thought unwinnable, that the administration can claim victory over.
The CEO of a robotics firm was targeted by one of its robots. Willingly, at least this time.
A bear without a care in the world, and two that seemed to care about getting arrested, are in the news.
There were a lot of words in 2025. Many of them were mispronounced.
If you're looking for a sign that you might not be a great criminal, this is certainly one.
Luciano Pavarotti was the Wayne Gretzky of opera singers. Those two now have something else in common.
They almost made the perfect wetaway.
The Grand Central Station will smell like the holidays through the end of the month. The other 471 stations are out of luck.
If you start noticing a lot of inconspicuous cheese shots on TV and in theaters, this is why.
A viral video has a psychedelic twist that, like a goat running towards you, you didn't see coming.
One man sat, got shot, rolled over and almost played dead.
Science suggests screaming stops saucy starving seabirds.
If you’ve got money burning a hole in your pocket, get another Pocket.
Other train riders described it as shear insanity.
She was apparently unartifically unintelligent in doing this.
This roller coaster was for the birds, a lawsuit claims.
"Our culture is not your costume" - emo kids, probably.
And no, they weren't donated to chairity.
When the Beach Boys sang “Surfin’ Safari,” they had no idea how literal it would be one day.
Yeah, I'm into fitness… fitness whole protein shake down my gullet!
Food might be getting more expensive everywhere, but fish is dropping in Canada.
If you like bathtubs, but wish they were more constrictive, you can bet on Science.
Turns out this monkey likes coffee a latte.
Who needs Florida Man when you've got a Florida Gator?
Guess the elevator must've been broken.
It's just temporary. And at least it's a slightly better name than Maxwell Halfway House.
For them, QR means "Quality Reduced," and they're both shaken and stirred about it.
Lionel Richie airs some dirty laundry about Michael Jackson’s dirty laundry
Guess they didn’t want to wait for the complimentary snack.
If these guys keep escaping, maybe someone should open an Outback Snakehouse for them to meet up.
He who smelt it, bought it off the internet and dealt it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Scotland, it hitched a ride instead.
Or their new drummer actually has ten arms.
And no, they’re not getting wasted by drinking too much jungle juice.
It was a very goofy crime.
More like Publishers Cleaning House after their new owners took over.
It’s another fine meth they’ve gotten themselves into.
In Connecticut, squirrels now come in Gatorade colors.
1,024 oysters is a whole lotta zinc - and way more than the 12 recommended per day.
If he was playing capture the flag, he lost after the flag captured him.
It's safe to say the stadium was abuzz due to the sting operation.
Sometimes the best way to air your grievances is by dancing about them.
It was less of a space rock and more of a total crock.
One senator would like to drop him like he's hot.
To be clear, we're referring to the 9-9-9 Challenge in this instance particularly.
Because why drown your sorrows in alcohol when you can eat your feelings instead?
The drugs themselves were high, but the comedown was a total bummer.
Those free hugs you’re being offered are anything but.
Which really seems like a rather tasteless stunt.
It was less of a doping scandal and more of a ‘this guy's a dope' scandal.
Or rather, a whole robotic army of them to terrorize you, your apartment.
They're bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "gun it."
In an escape that was just plane easy, the child boarded a jet.
Amazing Grace? More like Amazing Get Out Of My Place, amirite?
Sometimes a mouse is nothing more than a lousy rat.
So much so that he is currently a fugitive after fleeing jail dressed as a doctor.
Which weather condition caused him to cancel his whole tour? All of them apparently.
Who knew you could buy a punchline on eBay?
There's no telling what else the guy will do now that he's come out of his shell.
They’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only be accidentally vertically suspended on it!
Apparently, the woman thought it was a Meowtel Six, not a Motel 6.
A bird most associated with pirates is up for adoption, but it cusses like a sailor.
You, too, had a brief opportunity to own an empty can imbued with the Prince of Darkness’ saliva.
What's more delicious than a lobster? Well, for the elderly lobster, it was definitely the taste of sweet, sweet freedom.
Move over E*TRADE Baby, there's a new kid in town and she's got her own coin.
Note to the truck driver who caused the accident: buzzed driving is drunk driving.
What’s worse than having a pigeon take flight on your flight? Having it happen a second time.
Swimming 59 miles over 12 days? You’re not going to need a bigger float.
